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    Quote Originally Posted by vin lashon View Post
    Yeah, that's illegal in most states.
    Says the guy from the deep southeast...

    How do you circumcise a guy from the south? Kick his sister in the jaw
    Officially, Down for the count

    YOU HAVE TO GET OFF YOUR ASS TO GET ON YOUR FEET

    I know enough to know, I don't know enough
    Why is it that those who complain the most contribute the least?
    MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS. POVERTY CAN'T BUY ANYTHING

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2sac View Post
    Says the guy from the deep southeast...

    How do you circumcise a guy from the south? Kick his sister in the jaw
    Why do southern girls wear hoop earrings? So that have some place to put their feet.

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    How do southerners celebrate Halloween? They pump kin
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    YOU HAVE TO GET OFF YOUR ASS TO GET ON YOUR FEET

    I know enough to know, I don't know enough
    Why is it that those who complain the most contribute the least?
    MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS. POVERTY CAN'T BUY ANYTHING

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    Why do northern women wear ankle bracelets?

    So they don’t loose their pantyhose.

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    If a man and woman from Tennessee get a divorce, are they still considered brother and sister?
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    YOU HAVE TO GET OFF YOUR ASS TO GET ON YOUR FEET

    I know enough to know, I don't know enough
    Why is it that those who complain the most contribute the least?
    MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS. POVERTY CAN'T BUY ANYTHING

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    Why do dome lights exist? So that southern women can get dressed in the morning.

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    What do southern men find appealing in a southern woman? A full set of teeth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vin lashon View Post
    What do southern men find appealing in a southern woman? A full set of teeth.
    No teeth might be a fun evening
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    YOU HAVE TO GET OFF YOUR ASS TO GET ON YOUR FEET

    I know enough to know, I don't know enough
    Why is it that those who complain the most contribute the least?
    MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS. POVERTY CAN'T BUY ANYTHING

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    Laughing my ass off! Makes me proud to be from the south...except, I don't have a sister.

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    The owner of a golf course in the Deep South was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

    He called her into his office and said, “You graduated from The University of North Carolina and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?”

    The secretary thought a moment, then replied, “Everything but my earrings.”

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    What do a tornado and a southern divorce have in common?

    Someone is gonna lose their trailer.

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    Yall ain't right in the head! Lmao!

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    Northern girls Say, yes, you can"
    Southern girls Say, yes, y'all can"

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    Why do birds fly upside down over trailer parks? There's nothing worth crapping on.

    How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? 2 one to eat the possum and one to look out for cars

    What can a pizza do that a redneck can't? Feed a family
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    Why is it that those who complain the most contribute the least?
    MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS. POVERTY CAN'T BUY ANYTHING

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    This is a sick thread. Gees shut it down. Yeah. Thank you very much
    "I could have ended the war in a month. I could have made North Vietnam look like a mud puddle."

    "I have little interest in streamlining government or in making it more efficient, for I mean to reduce its size. I do not undertake to promote welfare, for I propose to extend freedom. My aim is not to pass laws, but to repeal them. It is not to inaugurate new programs, but to cancel old ones that do violence to the Constitution."
    Sen. Barry Goldwater

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    I thought censorship of free speech was a communist agenda Glenn....

    No one is forcing you to read the thread.

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