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Joe Biden walks into a bank to cash a check.
Joe Biden walks into a bank to cash a check. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me?
Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"
Biden: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Joe Biden, the President of the United States of America . "
Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the banking legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID.
Biden: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr. Biden, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Biden: "My goodness. I am urging you, please, to cash this check."
Cashier: "Look Mr. Biden, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check. Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot; the tennis ball landed in my coffee cup. With that shot we cashed his check. So, Mr. Biden, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you?"
Biden stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank, I have absolutely no idea what to do, I don't have a clue."
Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. Biden?"
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“Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards" ~ Vernon Law
"It's what you learn after you know it all that counts." ~ John Wooden
"When the teachers become unteachable we're all in trouble" ~ Mr. Bill
"Remember "Pro" is only a name, it's not always a mindset determined to do everything correctly" ~ Mr. Bill
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That’s great 
hahaha. He could have started groping the teller and that would have proved he was Biden also.
For a second I thought the joke was going in the direction of Biden having no real skills unlike the athletes. I got to thinking about Jacko Willink or Dan Crenshaw being president and asked to prove themself. They’d go out and grab a terrorist by the scruff of the neck and drag him in
"I think Quantum tunneling would work great...
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"Call a technician for God's sake. Or we'll see you on the news or the Dark Side of the Moon."
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Hahaha, pretty good .
On another note, we're dating ourselves by knowing who Andre Aggasi was. LOL.
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