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Phone Call From Hell
Three guys died about the same time and were sent to hell. One was from Dallas, one from Miami and the other from New York City. The devil told them we have a phone that can call earth buy it is very expensive. The guy from Dallas called home and talked for two hours. When he hung up the devil said that will be $2,000,000. The guy from Miami called Miami and talked for three hours and the devil billed him $3,000,000. The guy from New York City called home and talked for three hours and the devil said that will be $5. The other two complained about the difference in prices and the devil said New York City is a local call and has been ever since the democrats took over.
No man can be both ignorant and free.
Thomas Jefferson
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thats great lol. This is an older post but for some reason it just showed up in my feed
"I think Quantum tunneling would work great...
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"Call a technician for God's sake. Or we'll see you on the news or the Dark Side of the Moon."
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