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    For you sensitive new age guys out there there is a smart phone app that tells you when you stink. I just herd this on the radio so couldn't get many details but the short story is the app can smell you and let you know when your offensive.
    Businesses might want to pass these out to service guys.
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    And all the stinky hippie liberals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hvacker View Post
    For you sensitive new age guys out there there is a smart phone app that tells you when you stink. I just herd this on the radio so couldn't get many details but the short story is the app can smell you and let you know when your offensive.
    Businesses might want to pass these out to service guys.
    was this app invented by the same genius that invented "smell-o-vision"

    what happens, should the service guy eat at Taco-Bell and fart? will the phone explode?
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    It's not that impressive until the app can identify which person in the room is farting
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    Quote Originally Posted by coolwhip View Post
    And all the stinky hippie liberals.
    I thought about inventing a perfume or Cologne that smells like a pine, or red oak, or spruce I think it would do well over in California. I'm thinking coolperfect might even invest in the business, if we sold apple tree perfume or Cologne.
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    this is fantastic news, just think of all the time we will save not having to lift our arms and stick our noses next to our armpits, this will free us up to perform all of those important tasks we just never had time for ...

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    Unless it (the app) can determine the difference between a conservative letting of gas...
    And a liberal fart...

    It is worthless...
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    Quote Originally Posted by coolwhip View Post
    And all the stinky hippie liberals.
    Commies??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Love View Post
    Commies??
    Yepper!

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