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    From the CBS NEWS web site.

    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/...in630263.shtml


    BLACKSVILLE, West Virginia - The porta-potty packed a bang. Authorities in Blacksville, West Virginia, report a portable john exploded when a man inside lit a cigarette. Officials blame the explosion on a buildup of methane gas in the portable toilet. Officials say the surprised smoker wasn't too badly hurt and drove himself to a clinic. As one emergency worker puts it, the methane didn't take too kindly to the lit cigarette.


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    If a portajohn smelled that bad I don't think I would be wanting to sit there long enough to smoke a cigarette and read the morning paper.

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    I could just see the people in the clinic when this guy comes in cover with sh*t that blue water and clothes burnt.

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    Inbreeding makes hillbillies even dumber than they already are.
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    yup=perfect example of why brothers and sisters shouldnt mate

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    He must be a pleasure to work around.

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    Funny.

    I wish there was a camera on him. Just to record the first word out of his mouth as the explosion was going off. I'll bet it started with an S!
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    Sounds like the next candidate for a Darwin Award.

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    Reminds me of that story about the African guy who droped his cell phone in this large outdoor toliet. two guys drowned trying to recover it, apparently the blue stuff is not boyant.
    If common sense is so common how come so few of us have it!

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    haha, reminds me of one of those myth busters episodes

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    that will teach him for being such a dumbarse I mean I would hold it all day rather than take a dump in a jiffy john or what ever brand the thing is called hell I even hold my breath taking a wizz if I have to use one

    imagine how much he musta stunk and think about the conversation with the re staff he he heheh he
    he must have been a relative of Johnny knoxville (jackass)
    woulda beeen a good stunt for those clowns to do right up their alley
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    Yet another good reason not to smoke.

    I'm always scared of loosin my tape in one of them. Now ya give me something else to worry about!

    Maybe this could be a good prank, hook up an ignitor in the "tank" and run it by remote. Na, ya didn't hear that from me, I don't want to be sued.

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    Originally posted by wolfdog
    He must be a pleasure to work around.
    I as thinking the same thing.

    Nothing like having Vernon Einstein III around a jobsite.

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