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    THE AMISH ELEVATOR

    An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They

    were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,

    silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

    The boy asked, 'What is this, Father?'

    The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,

    'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is'.

    While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a large old lady in a wheelchair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

    The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.

    The walls closed and the boy and his father

    watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

    They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.



    Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.



    The father said quietly to his son.....


    'Go get your mother.'

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    Thumbs up

    i like that

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    LOL

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    Just dont go down instead of up

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    LOL, thanks for that one!
    It's great to be alive and pumping oxygen!

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    Good One!!

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    Save the fat chicks
    It might get loud!

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    Quote Originally Posted by duke of earl View Post
    Save the fat chicks

    Nothing wrong with fat chicks they provide warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.And don't for get fat chicks are like mopeds fun to ride just don't let your friends catch on one.
    I love the smell of phosgene first thing in the morning:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Harper View Post
    An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They

    were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,

    silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

    The boy asked, 'What is this, Father?'

    The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,

    'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is'.

    While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a large old lady in a wheelchair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

    The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.

    The walls closed and the boy and his father

    watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

    They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.



    Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.



    The father said quietly to his son.....


    'Go get your mother.'
    Damn, If I was drunk that would have been hilarious!! Alas, I am only buzzed. I will read it again later. Thanks, BTW.

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