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  1. #1
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    An old fellow observed a young boy heading into the woods. A few hours later the boy passed on the way out with several dead squirrels - no weapons - just the squirrels.

    Next day the same thing.

    The third day the old fellow asked the boy where he got them squirrels. "You aint packin a rifle nor even a slingshot."
    The boy said 'don't need neither. I just ugly the out of the tree'.

    The old fellow thought the boy was being umpudent and offered to box his ears for lying.

    The boy stuck to his story and so the old fellow went along to see for himself.

    Sure enough, when a squirrel was sighted in a tree, the boy just grimaced and stared at the rodent and it fell out of the tree - dead.
    This was repeated several times much to the old fellows amazement.
    He is excited and thinking of the possibilities. Exotic furs. Mink, beaver, taken with no damage to the fur.

    He asked the boy if anybody else in his family has this ability. The boy said 'sure all my sisters and my Paw are pretty good at it. But we don't take Ma along. She tears up the meat too bad.'

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    I don't get it

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    His mother is so ugly she tears up the meat when she looks at the squirrels.

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    thanks. I can now go about my day.

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