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    Breaking News

    Reports coming in from Texas have indicated that the Corona Virus has been infected by Chuck Norris. The virus has been put in a 14 day quarantine...



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    You sure that wasn't Doug Baldwin ?

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    Well, if it’s anything like the rattlesnake that bit him, it won’t be long before the virus dies a painful death.


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    Chuck Norris' tears cure the coronavirus. It's too bad Chuck Norris has never cried.
    Officially, Down for the count

    YOU HAVE TO GET OFF YOUR ASS TO GET ON YOUR FEET

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    Liberalism-Ideas so good they mandate them

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    Quote Originally Posted by VTP99 View Post
    You sure that wasn't Doug Baldwin ?
    Yes. Word has it Doug Balwin is currently colonizing Mars. When he returns in 21 days, he will distribute the Coronavirus cure.

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    Man I've missed Chuck jokes.

    The virus should've washed it's hands after meeting Chuck Norris.

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