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  1. #1
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    What are the odds ???

    So yesterday I arrive to this no heat call and soon as I walk in the door a horrible .. horrible stench of piss nearly knocks me backwards

    This old lady apparently has troubles holding in her pee and lets it go anywhere shes standing

    As im walking across the floor my boots are sticking to the tiles

    Dude ..... It was sooooo difficult to breathe

    This definitely ranks up there as one of the worst service calls

    Then today I arrive to another no heat call and AGAIN the stench about knocked me down !

    2 little pugs have pissed all over the wall to wall carpeting and I didn't dare kneel down or anything for fear I would get wet knees

    They say things come in 3's

    Tomorrow is day 3

    I might stay home ....

  2. #2
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    You sound a little pissed...
    Officially, Down for the count

    YOU HAVE TO GET OFF YOUR ASS TO GET ON YOUR FEET

    I know enough to know, I don't know enough
    Liberalism-Ideas so good they mandate them

  3. #3
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    Tomorrow should be cats

  4. #4
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    Late friend used to watch a sewage pit of a house for an old relative renting it out. Floor furnace. I went under with him and all it needed was new flue pipe so he did it, lit the junker and went in side. About like what snapperhead had only heated. The senile old fart tenant used the floor furnace as a urinal!

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    I can only imagine what boiling piss smells like

    Shooooweeeeee

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    Keep a small vial of peppermint oil for the stinkies. A small dab on the inside of either nostril does wonders to mask the smell, and is far superior to Vicks.

    Recommended by homicide detective, pathologist, etc.....just saying

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    hmm , peppermint oil , aint that sumpthin

    might get a bottle for the indian houses

  8. #8
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    You don’t need peppermint oil. You need to know how to make a u-turn.

    I’ve dumped all those customers throughout the years.
    Animal/human piss, let the dogs dump in the basement, bugs, cockroaches, filth.
    Don’t need to bring any of that home or into my truck.
    If I do a job in 30 minutes it's because I spent 30 years learning how to do that in 30 minutes. You owe me for the years, not the minutes.

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