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    Can anyone write a counter-point joke ?

    Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton walk in to a bar.

    Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says,

    “The media is really tearing you apart for that Scandal.”

    Hillary: “You mean my lying about Benghazi?”

    Trump: “No, the other one.”

    Hillary: “You mean the massive voter fraud?”

    Trump: “No, the other one.”

    Hillary: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”

    Trump: “No, the other one.”

    Hillary: “Using my secret private server with classified material to hide my Activities?”

    Trump: “No, the other one.”

    Hillary: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”

    Trump: “No, the other one.”

    Hillary: “Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, hiring cronies, and taking bribes from foreign countries?”

    Trump: “No, the other one.”

    Hillary: “You mean the drones being operated in our own country without the benefit of the law?”

    Trump: “No, the other one.”

    Hillary: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”

    Trump: “No, the other one.”

    Hillary: “You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?”

    Trump: “No, the other one.”

    Hillary: “Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity Deals?”

    Trump: “No the other one:”

    Hillary: “Turning Libya into chaos?”

    Trump: “No the other one:”

    Hillary: “Being the mastermind of the so-called Arab Spring that only brought chaos, death and destruction to the Middle East and North Africa?”

    Trump: “No the other one:”

    Hillary: “Leaving four Americans to die in Benghazi?”

    Trump: “No the other one:”

    Hillary: “Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?”

    Trump: “No the other one:”

    Hillary: “The funding and arming of terrorists in Syria, the destruction and destabilization of that nation, giving the order to our lapdogs in Turkey and Saudi Arabia to give sarin gas to the “moderate” terrorists in Syria that they eventually used on civilians, and framed Assad, and had it not been for the Russians and Putin, we would have used that as a pretext to invade Syria, put a puppet in power, steal their natural resources, and leave that country in total chaos, just like we did with Libya?

    Trump: “No the other one:”

    Hillary: “The creation of the biggest refugees crisis since WWII?”

    Trump: “No the other one:”

    Hillary: “Leaving Iraq in chaos?”

    Trump: “No, the other one:”

    Hillary: “The DOJ spying on the press?”

    Trump: “No, the other one:”

    Hillary: “You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?”

    Trump: “No, the other one:”

    Hillary: “Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?”

    Trump: “No, the other one:”

    Hillary: “The NSA monitoring citizens?”

    Trump: “No, the other one:”

    Hillary: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”

    Trump: “No, the other one:”

    Hillary: “Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”

    Trump: “No, the other one:”

    Hillary: “Threats to all of Bill’s former mistresses to keep them quiet?”

    Trump: “No, the other one:”

    Hillary: “You mean the INSIDER TRADING of the Tyson chicken deal I did where I invested $1,000 and the next year I got $100,000?”

    Trump: “No, the other one:”

    Hillary: “You mean when Bill met with Attorney General, Loretta Lynch, just before my hearing with the FBI to cut a deal?”

    Trump: “No, the other one:”

    Hillary: “You mean the one where my IT guy at Platte River Networks asked Reddit for help to alter emails?”

    Trump: “No, the other one.”

    Hillary: “You mean where the former Haitian Senate President accused me and my foundation of asking him for bribes?”

    Trump: “No, the other one:”

    Hillary: “You mean that old video of me laughing as I explain how I got the charges against that child rapist dropped by blaming the young girl for liking older men and fantasising about them. Even though I knew the guy was guilty?

    Trump: “No, the other one:”

    Hillary: “You mean that video of me coughing up a giant green lunger into my drinking glass then drinking it back down?”

    Trump: “No, the other one:”

    Hillary: “You mean that video of me passing out on the curb and losing my shoe?”

    Trump: “No, the other one:”

    Hillary: “You mean when I robbed Bernie Sanders of the Democratic Party Nomination by having the DNC rig the nomination process so that I would win?”

    Trump: “No, the other one:”

    Hillary: “You mean how so many people that oppose me have died in mysterious ways?”

    Trump: “No, the other one:”

    Hillary: “Travel Gate? When seven employees of the White House Travel Office were fired so that friends of Bill and mine could take over the travel business? And when I lied under oath during the investigation by the FBI, the Department of Justice, the White House itself, the General Accounting Office, the House Government Reform and Oversight Committee, and the Whitewater Independent Counsel?”

    Trump: “No, the other one:”

    Hillary: “The scandal where (while I was Secretary of State) the State Department signed off on a deal to sell 20% of the USA’s uranium to a Canadian corporation that the Russians bought, netting a $145 million donation from Russia to the Clinton Foundation and a $500,000 speaking gig for Bill from the Russian Investment Bank that set up the corporate buyout? That scandal?”

    Trump: “No, the other one.”

    Hillary: “That time I lied when I said I was under sniper fire when I got off the plane in Bosnia?”

    Trump: “No, the other one:”

    Hillary: “That time when after I became the First Lady, I improperly requested a bunch of FBI files so I could look for blackmail material on government insiders?”

    Trump: “No, the other one:”

    Hillary: “That time when Bill nominated Zoe Baird as Attorney General, even though we knew she hired illegal immigrants and didn’t pay payroll taxes on them?”

    Trump: “No, the other one:”

    Hillary: “When I got Nigeria exempted from foreign aid transparency guidelines despite evidence of corruption because they gave Bill $700,000 in speaking fees?”

    Trump: “No, the other one:”

    Hillary: “That time in 2009 when Honduran military forces allied with rightist lawmakers ousted democratically elected President Manuel Zelaya, and I as then-Secretary of State sided with the armed forces and fought global pressure to reinstate him?”

    Trump: “No, the other one:”

    Hillary: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I’ve got it! When I stole the White House furniture and silverware when Bill left Office?”

    Trump: “THAT’S IT, THAT ONE”

    Hillary: “I thought I’d got away with that one, dammit !!!”.
    PHM
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    I'm kind of dyslexic so I'm a picture guy.

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    Mr. Mikey sir... I bow to you.




    Quote Originally Posted by GeorgeKM View Post
    I'm kind of dyslexic so I'm a picture guy.
    ...

    Enjoy George.




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    Ooh, ooh, ooh!!! I've got a really good joke about Trump and his blatant corruption!!


    Donald Trump: I asked a leader of another country to clean up their corruption.

    Liberals: This is worthy of an investigation and then then impeachment of the President of the United States!!!

    “Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.”
    -Possibly said by Thomas Jefferson(but true even if he didn't)


    “What one generation tolerates, the next generation will embrace.”
    ― Definitely said by John Wesley

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    Thanks - but that pic is a parallel joke.

    A counter-point would have President Trump on the other side of the humor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeorgeKM View Post
    I'm kind of dyslexic so I'm a picture guy.

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    Ok

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    Give it a few years PHM. There will be a list like that for Trump. (like there is for every president).

    They all have to play the same game , they all have to bow to the same lords ,and some of them cover it up better than others.

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    A few years? Hell; they are impeaching him Right Now!

    And nobody has got a joke-worthy List ??? <g>

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    Quote Originally Posted by icy78 View Post
    Give it a few years PHM. There will be a list like that for Trump. (like there is for every president).

    They all have to play the same game , they all have to bow to the same lords ,and some of them cover it up better than others.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poodle Head Mikey View Post
    A few years? Hell; they are impeaching him Right Now!

    And nobody has got a joke-worthy List ??? <g>

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    That's because it would be based on made up BS and everyone knows it.

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    Well Mikey, how can an "American" joke against the President when it could help the communist leadership of the Democratic Party screw America? Can't go that far. Geez.

    Maybe a joke on some other politician who is not in a battle to save America from a "communist" take over like Trump is.

    I know I may sound extreme but I view Trump as our only hope for preserving America as we know it and as far as that goes for the rest of the free world or what's left of it. Yeah. Thank you, thank you very much
    "I could have ended the war in a month. I could have made North Vietnam look like a mud puddle."

    "I have little interest in streamlining government or in making it more efficient, for I mean to reduce its size. I do not undertake to promote welfare, for I propose to extend freedom. My aim is not to pass laws, but to repeal them. It is not to inaugurate new programs, but to cancel old ones that do violence to the Constitution."
    Sen. Barry Goldwater

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    How about this . . .

    Why did Trump cross the road?

    To get his golf ball

    No.

    To talk to a foreign leader.

    No.

    To get away from the Press.

    No.

    To get to his rally.

    No.

    To fire someone.

    No.

    To kick Comey in the nads.

    No.

    To stomp a mudhole in Schiffs A**.

    Maybe. {while seeing Trump do that would be funny, would it be a "punch" line?}

    Closest thing I can come up with.

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    I guess because people seem to do it just about every day on this forum and all over the media outlets too. It just seemed like it would be a fun thing for us all to do. I really thought the 'we disagree with Trump' people would have plenty of material to work out a joke from.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glennac View Post
    Well Mikey, how can an "American" joke against the President when it could help the communist leadership of the Democratic Party screw America? Can't go that far. Geez.

    Maybe a joke on some other politician who is not in a battle to save America from a "communist" take over like Trump is.

    I know I may sound extreme but I view Trump as our only hope for preserving America as we know it and as far as that goes for the rest of the free world or what's left of it. Yeah. Thank you, thank you very much
    PHM
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    Come on Mikey give the poor libs a chance. I Know a couple of accomplished liars but don't know anyone that can even come close to countering the truth you posted.

    THAT IS A GREAT POST YOU WIN HANDS DOWN.
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