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    A husband and wife who worked for the circus went to an adoption agency.

    A husband and wife who worked for the circus went to an adoption agency.

    The social workers there raised doubts about their suitability.

    The couple then produced photos of their 50 foot motor home, which was clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery.

    The social workers then raised concerns about the education a child would receive while in the couple's care.

    "We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin, and computer skills.

    Then the social workers expressed concern about a child being raised in a circus environment.

    "Our nanny will be a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet."

    The social workers were finally satisfied. They asked, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"

    "It doesn't really matter...... as long as the kid fits in the cannon.
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    State College, PA
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    I don't get it.
    Can someone please explain to me -
    Why is there never enough time to do it right the first time, but plenty of time to do it twice?

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    Human Cannonball, Farthest Distance - GWR Video of the Week 31st August 2011
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    Hahah that's a nic one!

  6. #5
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    Beatrice, NE
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    Sounds like a good family, willing to get the kid out of the house and into a job. A very unique experience now days.

    Well done Mr Bill, well done.

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