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    Crane signals

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    Honeywell you can buy better but you cant pay more

    I told my wife when i die to sell my fishing stuff for what its worth not what i told her i paid for it

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    Seems about accurate.
    It`s better to be silent and thought the fool; than speak and remove all doubt.

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    A shop I worked for used a roofing company with a crane to do 90% of our lifts. They had an operator that went by the name of Hank. Hank was from Mississippi and, conveniently, he was missing both his upper and lower front teeth. I say conveniently because, the lack of teeth was the perfect cigar holder. Hank lived in the roofing company's shop. Kinda like Slingblade. Hank was wearing sweat pants and t-shirts every time I saw him. I asked him one day if he owned any other clothes. He said no. He told me he bought sweat pants and t-shirts and when they were dirty enough, he would throw them out and buy another set. And there you have it....
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    Reminds me of one I heard a long time ago:

    Foreman on the ground looking several floors up at the laborer. Pointed to his eye, then his knee, then the laborer. Laborer shrugged his shoulders. Foreman made the signals again. I, need, you !!

    Laborer made the hand signal for jacking off. Foreman was pissed, went to the elevator to go yell at the laborer. The met at the elevator door. Foreman let him have it.

    Laborer said what's your problem? I told you I'm coming.
    If you were a real tech, you'd solder a relay on that board and call it good to go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BBeerme View Post
    Reminds me of one I heard a long time ago:

    Foreman on the ground looking several floors up at the laborer. Pointed to his eye, then his knee, then the laborer. Laborer shrugged his shoulders. Foreman made the signals again. I, need, you !!

    Laborer made the hand signal for jacking off. Foreman was pissed, went to the elevator to go yell at the laborer. The met at the elevator door. Foreman let him have it.

    Laborer said what's your problem? I told you I'm coming.
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    Yeah, it's an oldie but goodie.


    Quote Originally Posted by billygoat22 View Post
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    If you were a real tech, you'd solder a relay on that board and call it good to go.

    I do a triple evac with nitro to remove non condensables.

    I use 56% silver on everything except steel.

    Did you really need the " If you were a real tech " ??

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    Sounds like Hank is the kinda guy who pulled out his own front teeth so he could hold his cigar......
    Quote Originally Posted by 2sac View Post
    A shop I worked for used a roofing company with a crane to do 90% of our lifts. They had an operator that went by the name of Hank. Hank was from Mississippi and, conveniently, he was missing both his upper and lower front teeth. I say conveniently because, the lack of teeth was the perfect cigar holder. Hank lived in the roofing company's shop. Kinda like Slingblade. Hank was wearing sweat pants and t-shirts every time I saw him. I asked him one day if he owned any other clothes. He said no. He told me he bought sweat pants and t-shirts and when they were dirty enough, he would throw them out and buy another set. And there you have it....
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    Quote Originally Posted by billygoat22 View Post
    took a few seconds to click

    Me too
    Honeywell you can buy better but you cant pay more

    I told my wife when i die to sell my fishing stuff for what its worth not what i told her i paid for it

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    But it's funny, right?


    Quote Originally Posted by crazzycajun View Post

    Me too
    If you were a real tech, you'd solder a relay on that board and call it good to go.

    I do a triple evac with nitro to remove non condensables.

    I use 56% silver on everything except steel.

    Did you really need the " If you were a real tech " ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by BALloyd View Post
    Sounds like Hank is the kinda guy who pulled out his own front teeth so he could hold his cigar......

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    Hank would refer to my boss as the bald headed prick.
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