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  1. #1
    Join Date
    May 2007
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    Atlanta area
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    TEXT to Neighbor

    Hi, Fred, this is Richard, next door. I've got a confession to make.
    I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to
    get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I'm telling you
    in this text and I can't live with myself a minute longer without you
    knowing about this. The truth is that when you're not around I've
    been sharing your wife, day and night. In fact, probably much more than
    you. I haven't been getting it at home recently and I know that
    that's no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can't live
    with the guilt and hope you'll accept my sincere apology and forgive
    me. Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you.
    Regards, Richard

    NEIGHBOR'S RESPONSE:

    Fred, feeling so angered and betrayed, grabbed his gun and shot Richard --killing him.
    He went back home and poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa.

    Fred then looked at his phone and discovered a second
    Text message from Richard.

    SECOND TEXT MESSAGE:

    Hi, Fred. Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I
    expect you figured it out and noticed that the @!*+ed Auto-Correct had
    changed "wi-fi" to "wife." Technology, huh? It'll be the death of us all.
    regards Richard
    Vacuum Technology:
    CRUD = Contamination Resulting in Undesirable Deposits.
    CRAPP = Contamination Resulting in Additional Partial Pressure.

    Change your vacuum pump oil now.

    Test. Testing, 1,2,3.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Oct 2018
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    Oh no, LOL
    Wifi is the cause of his death.

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