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    Magic Snake

    A conservative was walking through the woods and encountered a snake which he was about to kill when the snake said I'm magical. The conservative said what do you mean by magical? The snake said if you promise to not kill me I will grant you any wish you desire. The conservative said I want to live forever. The snake said sir that is the one wish I can't grant. The conservative thought for a couple seconds and said I want to live until all elected representatives in Washington in the house and senate are honest and hard working. The snake replied you cagy SOB.

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    Let me guess, that was 150 years ago, and the guy is still living.
    I do a triple evac with nitro to remove non condensables.

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