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    I picked up a hitchhiker last night and he seemed so surprised that I’d picked him up, “thanks, but why would you pick me up? How do you know I’m not a serial killer?”I replied, “the odds of 2 Serial Killers in one car would be astronomical!”
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    Too funny!!!!!!!


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    everyone would do it!


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    Keep sharing more.

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    A man out for a walk came upon a funeral procession. The procession was lead by a minister followed by two caskets followed by a man and his dog. The man and dog were followed by at least 100 men. At the grave yard the man out for a walk ask the man with the dog who was in the caskets that so many men were in the procession. The man said my wife and mother in law. What happened he ask. My dog killed them both. Do you want to sell the dog. Yeah but I'm going to auction him off because all the men following us want to buy him.
    No man can be both ignorant and free.
    Thomas Jefferson

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    Knock knock

    Whos there?

    Jethro

    Jethro who?

    Jethro her down the stairs and ill stab her with a screwdriver.


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    The difference between a dog and your wife is this.
    The dog will be glad to see you when you open the trunk of the car....
    Those who dance, appear insane to those who do not hear the music.
    Those who believe, appear ignorant to those who do not know God.

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    I'm sorry to do this guys, but I'm trying to earn my posting privileges....

    ....Sooooooo, A series of jokes are coming:

    Do you want to hear a joke about paper?

    Naw, nevermind....it's tearable!!

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    This morning, 'Siri' told me "Don't call me Shirley"....

    ...I had forgotten to take my phone out of Airplane mode.....

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    What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

    Attire!

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    I'm sooooo excited that spring is here....

    ...so excited, I wet my plants....

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    Did you know:

    That 5 outta 4 people admit they are bad with fractions......

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    How does a penguin make it's house?

    Igloos it together.

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    I know plenty of jokes about retired people....

    ...but none of them seem to work!


    End. Sorry about doing that to ya'll!!

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