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  1. #321
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    Jun 2002
    Dacula, GA
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    Here is another good one. Yeah. Thank you very much

    If we got one-tenth ofwhat was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't beany inducement to go to heaven.
    ~Will Rogers~
    "I could have ended the war in a month. I could have made North Vietnam look like a mud puddle."

    "I have little interest in streamlining government or in making it more efficient, for I mean to reduce its size. I do not undertake to promote welfare, for I propose to extend freedom. My aim is not to pass laws, but to repeal them. It is not to inaugurate new programs, but to cancel old ones that do violence to the Constitution."
    Sen. Barry Goldwater

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  3. #322
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    in a house, Appomattox, Va.
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    No one will answer me if I ask if they smell moth balls anywhere, if if you can see them scatteredf around.

    because I then ask "how do you get their little legs apart?"

    Had to wait sevewral years before I could use it on a coworker.
    Col 3:23

    questions asked, answers received, ignorance abated

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