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    Now THAT is truly sick...(But I'd like to see it. ;-)

    Quote Originally Posted by davidadavis View Post
    Whenever my young son cries too much, I show him his birth video in reverse and tell him that's what happens to kids who don't stop crying.

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    I asked my wife to mark the calendar the days she's on her period.
    It worked, but hopefully next time she'll use a pen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rcstl View Post
    shark bite or duck tape or jb weld.
    I actually changed a system that had some spots of JB weld on the coil end ends...

    Wonder if it worked or not???

    Did not ask... just sold him a new system and installed it.
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    Her: "What's worse than Ants in your pants?"
    Me: "Uncles"

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    Quote Originally Posted by davidadavis View Post
    Her: "What's worse than Ants in your pants?"
    Me: "Uncles"
    Watch out, folks, he is on fire tonight!

    Don't forget to tip the waiters and waitresses.


    If thinking was easy,
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    Regarding Russian Roulette; five out of six players think it is a safe, enjoyable game!

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    Thought this would be a good match for ARP....

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    Quote Originally Posted by davidadavis View Post


    Thought this would be a good match for ARP....
    They are all POO...

    Unless they are from Judicial Watch...



    There you go DavidA...
    Something to fuss about... grin!
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    Can you spare just £2 ?
    Mohammed is a Muslim man living in Pakistan.
    He has one arm, one leg and one eye.
    Each day he has to ride 7 miles for water along a narrow road on a rusty old bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only one pedal.
    If you send us £2 we will send you the DVD...It's funny as ****.


    If thinking was easy,
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    Regarding Russian Roulette; five out of six players think it is a safe, enjoyable game!

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    I posted this in another thread so I will share it here for all.



    Two women are walking down the sidewalk talking when the one sees a guy on the other side of the street and yells out "Hi 27". The friend asks if it's the guys birthday or if he is 27 or what the deal is.

    The first one explains that he is a regular lover of hers and he is good for twice a night and has a 7" member.

    The walk a little further and the gal sees another guy and yells Hi 46.

    Her friend says "So he's good for 4 times a night and has a 6" member.

    The gal says that's right.

    So they walk a little further and the first sees another guy and says Hey slowpoke.

    Her friend says so what gives he doesn't have a number.

    The gal says "You know, Slow Poke, good for all night"

    So they walk a little further and the friend says I think I 'm getting the hang of this system you got going.

    About that time the gal sees another guy comin' towards them and in a sultry voice she says "Hey Four Roses" as they walk past.

    The friend says I don't get it Four Roses is a liquor?

    The gal says "Oh, Yeah"

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    This starts out kinda silly...
    Watch it to the end!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5d8pVg3Qtg
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    Quote Originally Posted by ga-hvac-tech View Post
    This starts out kinda silly...
    Watch it to the end!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5d8pVg3Qtg
    My wife does the same thing with shoes!


    If thinking was easy,
    everyone would do it!


    Regarding Russian Roulette; five out of six players think it is a safe, enjoyable game!

    "And I've been banned twice. What of it? If you aren't getting banned once every 3 years, you aren't trying." Brian8383

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    It seems Benjamin Franklin was out in the back yard trying to fly a kite, very unsuccessfully. His wife was watching the kite crash to the ground over and over again and seeing her poor husband getting more frustrated with each crash through the back window. She finally decided to try and help with a simple suggestion and yelled "Hey Ben, I think you need some tail." At which point Ben yells back "That's what I told you this morning and you told me to go fly a kite"!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BNME8EZ View Post
    It seems Benjamin Franklin was out in the back yard trying to fly a kite, very unsuccessfully. His wife was watching the kite crash to the ground over and over again and seeing her poor husband getting more frustrated with each crash through the back window. She finally decided to try and help with a simple suggestion and yelled "Hey Ben, I think you need some tail." At which point Ben yells back "That's what I told you this morning and you told me to go fly a kite"!

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