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    She asked..

    ring, ring, my wife calling

    me: hello

    her: Did you see the new license plates for my car?

    Me: I saw, I put the big screwdriver out there for you to put the plates on...

    dead silence!

    Shouldn't she know by now, after I got her that nice snow shovel for Mother's day?


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    Thanks, I just thought of a good way to loose 30Lbs
    Never argue with a crazy man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweat hog View Post
    Thanks, I just thought of a good way to loose 30Lbs
    ???

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    Quote Originally Posted by HVAC_Marc View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sweat hog View Post
    Thanks, I just thought of a good way to loose 30Lbs
    ???
    Decapitation?
    "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
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    NEVER STOP LEARNING.

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    I don't think I get it.

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    Nor I

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    Yea.. din't get this one.

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    He means he’s not getting any dinner for a month


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    Complicated to understand.

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