Wonder if I can remember this one.
An Indian a cowboy and a Muslim are on a train.
The Indian turns to the cowboy and says, once my
People were many and we had much land. Now
my people are few and we have little land.
The Muslim says once my people were few and
We had little land now we are many and have much
land, turning to the cowboy he asked why he thought
that was. The cowboy replied I recon that's because
we haven't got around to playing cowboy and Muslim
yet.