That's too funny. I don't know for sure but I'd guess that you weren't using the internet when it was all text based, BBS, etc. as I was but maybe you were still in diapers or pampers then? That's back when high speed was a Hayes 300 baud modem was king. I even did some programming basic, assembly language and C++ back then.
If I provide a link here to a product, video or whatever, it will go "right" to it and you won't to search, click, etc. for anything.