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    He is probably wearing one of those black masks...

    He is probably wearing one of those black masks you buy at the convenience store. He can paint a couple of big white lips on his.... just for fun.
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    New name for the ICU.... The Bugford Arms....

    New name for the ICU....

    The Bugford Arms....
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    Lot of places I work require the mask. We have...

    Lot of places I work require the mask. We have had res customers call in on our guys who don’t wear the mask.

    I wear the mask at the store or any other public place because it’s no biggie. If it...
  4. Thread: Corona Virus

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    Wonder who thawed Bobby Jindal... from the...

    Wonder who thawed Bobby Jindal... from the carbonite.

    Ain’t heard that name in several years.
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    Klobochar.
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    Vindicated... lol... nope. Was there even a...

    Vindicated... lol... nope.

    Was there even a “scientist” mentioned by name in the article... any “math”.... lol

    Vindicated... is that like... the negotiator.... or the deal maker... just...
  7. Thread: Biden

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    Elect me president and the world would see the...

    Elect me president and the world would see the beast..... carry a big stick.... and use it... especially on my own citizens...lol

    People would be scared to even think about stepping out of...
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    Virginia high here had their graduation at...

    Virginia high here had their graduation at Bristol motor speedway but they didn’t allow people in the stands.
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    I was heading into Atlanta one time and was...

    I was heading into Atlanta one time and was starving. Stopped at a gas station and got an egg salad sandwich... I gobbled that thing down.... then started thinking that maybe I should have picked...
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    Trump Convention North Carolina

    If I was the governor there I would just let Trump take it to another state. North Carolina was the only state that really made an effort to get the convention... nobody else wanted the headache.
    ...
  11. Thread: Corona Virus

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    New York, New Jersey, the north East... other...

    New York, New Jersey, the north East... other places with airports servicing Europe...

    Bug was coming in freely for a long time... heck... probably still is coming in to these areas from Europe...
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    Around here those sandwiches cost more than a...

    Around here those sandwiches cost more than a sandwich from McDonald’s. You can get a mcchicken for a dollar. An egg salad or cheese sandwich at a store is like two and a half bucks.
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    This year will prob be diff. With the bug... we...

    This year will prob be diff. With the bug... we had more bug deaths... but we may have had less flu deaths because of the bug precautions. I wonder if auto wreck deaths will be down.ll what with...
  14. Thread: Biden

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    Looks like someone showed up with a sack and...

    Looks like someone showed up with a sack and hauled that guy off... lol
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    No, to put over that nut job...

    No, to put over that nut job...
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    If it comes with a free app for your phone......

    If it comes with a free app for your phone... americans will be knocking each other down to get one.

    If apple makes em... people will be lining up at the apple store each year to have the old one...
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    Good lord...... can someone find a burlap...

    Good lord...... can someone find a burlap sack.... lol
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    4 o’clock... Three day weekend comes to a...

    4 o’clock... Three day weekend comes to a close... hopefully Americans were able to celebrate the return of their freedom to get out and party.

    Maybe should rename it covid victory day to honor...
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    Soylent green is gloooooooooooooop !

    Soylent green is gloooooooooooooop !
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    I bet at the plant that makes those that there...

    I bet at the plant that makes those that there are two giant steel tanks... 1 that says formable gloop... that makes the tortilla... and the other one marked injectagloop that is the filling.

    Gloop
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    Memorial Day Weekend

    Hotdogs, hamburgers, steaks.

    Golf, the beach, the lake.

    Family, friends, fun...........
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    And of course we are talking microwaveable......

    And of course we are talking microwaveable... what you get at the convenience store for a buck sixty four...
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    The point of the joke... was that I provided the...

    The point of the joke... was that I provided the answer.

    Answer:


    Might need to purchase one of each and get some pics.... cause... texture wise... visually... physically... tastefully.......
  24. Thread: Corona Virus

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    What was this thread originally about.... lol ...

    What was this thread originally about.... lol

    A coroner something ?

    10 pm.... time to put the corona bugs to bed....
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    Well... look at them... lol The truth is there...

    Well... look at them... lol

    The truth is there as plain as the nose on your face.
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    God could make this thing magically disappear...

    God could make this thing magically disappear just as quick as he put it on us.

    I just replaced a lamp socket in a lamp that is probably 50 years old or better... with a new socket... that I am...
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    Checked should be Cy... stupid spell check. ...

    Checked should be Cy... stupid spell check. Cy... being... at guy...diesel guy who posts all the cartoons...
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    The lowered death rates are a testament to the...

    The lowered death rates are a testament to the wisdom of our governors who while the president was dismissing this whole thing as a hoax... to take him down... took action and put guidelines in...
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    Checked doesn’t present any evidence.

    Checked doesn’t present any evidence.
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    I just can’t vote for a man who won’t drag...

    I just can’t vote for a man who won’t drag himself to church... I mean seriously... once a month even....

    Maybe if he dragged his butt and melanomas and barrons butts to church... and those fine...
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    Gonna do a joke here cause it ain’t going...

    Gonna do a joke here cause it ain’t going anywhere...


    Question: What is the difference between a microwaveable burrito and a microwaveable chimichanga.

    Answer:

    Lol
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    100,000 dead... 33 million unemployed... rats ...

    100,000 dead... 33 million unemployed... rats Aggressively running amuck in our streets....


    MAGA...

    Half a dozen monkeys left alone in a room with Trumps staff could do a better job...
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    My slogan would be “Return to Mayberry and or...

    My slogan would be “Return to Mayberry and or Leave it to Beaver, OR ELSE !!!”

    Of course... Eddie Haskells... and Lumpys ... would be eliminated from society...

    Otis... Ernest T Bass.... hangin...
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    When my staff came to me and told me there was a...

    When my staff came to me and told me there was a virus coming that could really hurt the nation.. and that something needed to be done.... I believe I would take their advise and do something......
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    1 thru 5 and the last one are pretty much...

    1 thru 5 and the last one are pretty much undisputed facts...
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    He sent the lightning bolt into the pool of...

    He sent the lightning bolt into the pool of primordial ooze.

    He also salted that bat soup with Buggy Bee and his cohorts... Count Bugula and Merrill T Bugford.
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    Ron and Rand Paul were both..or still are members...

    Ron and Rand Paul were both..or still are members of that group... the AAPS... should clue folks in to what a bunch of loonies they are.

    These are the same doctors who questioned Hillary’s health...
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    It’s Washington times... folks on the left or...

    It’s Washington times... folks on the left or dems probably don’t read that ....news... site.

    Oh.. all those doctors... or most of them that signed that letter that was organized by conservative...
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    Actually you have a better chance of being shot...

    Actually you have a better chance of being shot by a 3 year old female who just found daddy’s gun in the couch cushion where he shoved it before coming to the dinner table.
  40. Thread: Biden

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    We have to look and decide what is best for the...

    We have to look and decide what is best for the nation as a whole and not a bunch of cult members who think that their dear leader can do no wrong.

    Trump has turned this nation into a shambles and...
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    The thing about Hands is that he will bring...

    The thing about Hands is that he will bring stable knowledgeable people in around him instead of the lunatics and losers that trump chooses to keep around him...

    Also.. Hands will defer to the...
  42. Most of the stuff va passed is junk... but I am...

    Most of the stuff va passed is junk... but I am very happy about the law that will seek to punish gun negligence.

    Whenever I hear of kid digging daddy’s pistol out of the couch cushion and blowing...
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    There would probably some religious exemptions...

    There would probably some religious exemptions allowed.

    Jesus didn’t unleash that bug just to have us go and kill it....
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    Be goin to several graveyards this weekend......

    Be goin to several graveyards this weekend... already picked up the absentee ballots.
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    Bet you eat your steak burned fo a crisp too......

    Bet you eat your steak burned fo a crisp too... Seared... all the way thru .... is how Trump would describe it.... lol

    500 degree oven... For 6 hours..... beef perfection.... just add ketchup.
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    Even the bug fears Kim....

    Even the bug fears Kim....
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    I think that people are concerned that with Trump...

    I think that people are concerned that with Trump saying he is taking that drug... that it will encourage lunk head supporters of his to take it... and with the increased health risks associated with...
  48. Babylon bee.... HELLO.... Should be.......

    Babylon bee.... HELLO....

    Should be.... lol.... American bee... because....

    America...is Babylon... lol
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    He doesn’t have to tap dance around it. Biden...

    He doesn’t have to tap dance around it. Biden was acting in the best interests of the Ukrainian people... he was acting at the request of the US government... the Ukrainian people... the world...
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    Open your eyes Glenn... take those rose colored...

    Open your eyes Glenn... take those rose colored glasses off and put on some prescription lenses... clear prescription lenses.
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