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    Memorial Day Weekend

    Hotdogs, hamburgers, steaks.

    Golf, the beach, the lake.

    Family, friends, fun...........
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    And of course we are talking microwaveable......

    And of course we are talking microwaveable... what you get at the convenience store for a buck sixty four...
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    The point of the joke... was that I provided the...

    The point of the joke... was that I provided the answer.

    Answer:


    Might need to purchase one of each and get some pics.... cause... texture wise... visually... physically... tastefully.......
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    What was this thread originally about.... lol ...

    What was this thread originally about.... lol

    A coroner something ?

    10 pm.... time to put the corona bugs to bed....
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    Well... look at them... lol The truth is there...

    Well... look at them... lol

    The truth is there as plain as the nose on your face.
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    God could make this thing magically disappear...

    God could make this thing magically disappear just as quick as he put it on us.

    I just replaced a lamp socket in a lamp that is probably 50 years old or better... with a new socket... that I am...
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    Checked should be Cy... stupid spell check. ...

    Checked should be Cy... stupid spell check. Cy... being... at guy...diesel guy who posts all the cartoons...
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    The lowered death rates are a testament to the...

    The lowered death rates are a testament to the wisdom of our governors who while the president was dismissing this whole thing as a hoax... to take him down... took action and put guidelines in...
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    Checked doesn’t present any evidence.

    Checked doesn’t present any evidence.
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    I just can’t vote for a man who won’t drag...

    I just can’t vote for a man who won’t drag himself to church... I mean seriously... once a month even....

    Maybe if he dragged his butt and melanomas and barrons butts to church... and those fine...
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    Gonna do a joke here cause it ain’t going...

    Gonna do a joke here cause it ain’t going anywhere...


    Question: What is the difference between a microwaveable burrito and a microwaveable chimichanga.

    Answer:

    Lol
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    100,000 dead... 33 million unemployed... rats ...

    100,000 dead... 33 million unemployed... rats Aggressively running amuck in our streets....


    MAGA...

    Half a dozen monkeys left alone in a room with Trumps staff could do a better job...
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    My slogan would be “Return to Mayberry and or...

    My slogan would be “Return to Mayberry and or Leave it to Beaver, OR ELSE !!!”

    Of course... Eddie Haskells... and Lumpys ... would be eliminated from society...

    Otis... Ernest T Bass.... hangin...
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    When my staff came to me and told me there was a...

    When my staff came to me and told me there was a virus coming that could really hurt the nation.. and that something needed to be done.... I believe I would take their advise and do something......
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    1 thru 5 and the last one are pretty much...

    1 thru 5 and the last one are pretty much undisputed facts...
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    He sent the lightning bolt into the pool of...

    He sent the lightning bolt into the pool of primordial ooze.

    He also salted that bat soup with Buggy Bee and his cohorts... Count Bugula and Merrill T Bugford.
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    Ron and Rand Paul were both..or still are members...

    Ron and Rand Paul were both..or still are members of that group... the AAPS... should clue folks in to what a bunch of loonies they are.

    These are the same doctors who questioned Hillary’s health...
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    It’s Washington times... folks on the left or...

    It’s Washington times... folks on the left or dems probably don’t read that ....news... site.

    Oh.. all those doctors... or most of them that signed that letter that was organized by conservative...
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    Actually you have a better chance of being shot...

    Actually you have a better chance of being shot by a 3 year old female who just found daddy’s gun in the couch cushion where he shoved it before coming to the dinner table.
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    We have to look and decide what is best for the...

    We have to look and decide what is best for the nation as a whole and not a bunch of cult members who think that their dear leader can do no wrong.

    Trump has turned this nation into a shambles and...
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    The thing about Hands is that he will bring...

    The thing about Hands is that he will bring stable knowledgeable people in around him instead of the lunatics and losers that trump chooses to keep around him...

    Also.. Hands will defer to the...
  22. Most of the stuff va passed is junk... but I am...

    Most of the stuff va passed is junk... but I am very happy about the law that will seek to punish gun negligence.

    Whenever I hear of kid digging daddy’s pistol out of the couch cushion and blowing...
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    There would probably some religious exemptions...

    There would probably some religious exemptions allowed.

    Jesus didn’t unleash that bug just to have us go and kill it....
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    Be goin to several graveyards this weekend......

    Be goin to several graveyards this weekend... already picked up the absentee ballots.
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    Bet you eat your steak burned fo a crisp too......

    Bet you eat your steak burned fo a crisp too... Seared... all the way thru .... is how Trump would describe it.... lol

    500 degree oven... For 6 hours..... beef perfection.... just add ketchup.
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    Even the bug fears Kim....

    Even the bug fears Kim....
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    I think that people are concerned that with Trump...

    I think that people are concerned that with Trump saying he is taking that drug... that it will encourage lunk head supporters of his to take it... and with the increased health risks associated with...
  28. Babylon bee.... HELLO.... Should be.......

    Babylon bee.... HELLO....

    Should be.... lol.... American bee... because....

    America...is Babylon... lol
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    He doesn’t have to tap dance around it. Biden...

    He doesn’t have to tap dance around it. Biden was acting in the best interests of the Ukrainian people... he was acting at the request of the US government... the Ukrainian people... the world...
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    Open your eyes Glenn... take those rose colored...

    Open your eyes Glenn... take those rose colored glasses off and put on some prescription lenses... clear prescription lenses.
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    I think it’s just because he can’t breathe in it....

    I think it’s just because he can’t breathe in it. Don’t really blame him for not wearing one for that reason... maybe they could get him a rascal... fake a story about a game leg or something...
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    Not an anti vaxxer. Kids should get their...

    Not an anti vaxxer. Kids should get their standard vaccinations... but anything new coming out today... in this age when the health and safety aspect of a vaccines potential is going to be put...
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    Contagious diseases... the state can hold you...

    Contagious diseases... the state can hold you down and jab you full of vaccines.

    Only thing that worries me about this one... is that they are going to rush it... before it’s over I would say that...
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    Sounds like Mario .... might have been wanting to...

    Sounds like Mario .... might have been wanting to do the bugaboo with Hillary...
  35. Missisippi's Tate Reeves becomes butt of the joke

    Pretty funny...


    Mississippi Gov. Tate Reeves became the butt of the joke while paying tribute to high school graduates when he fell for a prank Bart Simpson would be proud of.

    On a Facebook...
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    Jabba... stupid computer.

    Jabba... stupid computer.
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    Wear mask Trump, just get golf cart to carry you...

    Wear mask Trump, just get golf cart to carry you while others walk.

    So what if they call you jab a the hut.
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    Why You No Wear Mask 45 Worst President ?

    Know why he won’t wear one.... If he did... he wouldn’t be able to breathe.

    Remember when he held up some photo session because all the other world leaders had to wait on that flop to get a golf...
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    What charges... the emails... exonerated......

    What charges... the emails... exonerated... bengwazi ... exonerated about 20 times... lol
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    Remember when trump was even calling buggy a...

    Remember when trump was even calling buggy a plague... lol

    That jerk...

    I’d say the sentence “ Just abort it, get Cohen to write you a check”. Has been a mainstay of Trumps for years.
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    I’m wearing my stuff... when it’s sane to do...

    I’m wearing my stuff... when it’s sane to do so... I make fun of the bug... but why not...

    Goin thru life....all serious and shit... worrying.. that ain’t living.

    Gonna have an oatmeal cookie...
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    So anyhow... pissed off a guy today... He had a...

    So anyhow... pissed off a guy today... He had a mask on..outside.. I was just kidding with him and said the bug sees that mask he will just crawl into his eye or fly into his ear... Then I did a “...
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    45 minutes at the bank today... third in line at...

    45 minutes at the bank today... third in line at the drive thru. WhenI finally got to the window... one gal doing the window and 2 tubes... while there were gals at all the positions on the counter...
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    I’ve always thought that prisons should be one...

    I’ve always thought that prisons should be one way only.

    Seriously man... If society believes that the only thing for you is to lock you in a cafe for years... what good does it do to let you out....
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    They are testing vaccines on monkeys now. I...

    They are testing vaccines on monkeys now. I would use death row prisoners. If they die... they die... if they survive then you could give them like a million bucks and release them..

    Then... just...
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    Ah yes... another Bengwazi.

    Ah yes... another Bengwazi.
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    Naw... he said Inject it... or was it... guzzle...

    Naw... he said Inject it... or was it... guzzle it...

    Them socks and drawers can wait... need that bleach for the lungs... lol
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    I doubt trump is even taking it... just saying he...

    I doubt trump is even taking it... just saying he is so the cult will jump on board with it.

    Doubt the bug would crawl on trump... probably get close and the urine smell would turn him away.

    ...
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    Good Lord... Trump has probably paid for quite a...

    Good Lord... Trump has probably paid for quite a few abortions. He even wanted for Marla to abort Tiffany.

    You know... God takes so many children.. and he does do in some completely bizarre and...
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    Does it disappoint you that Trump never went...

    Does it disappoint you that Trump never went after Hillary ?

    As soon as Biden was the shoe in for the dim nom this year... the Hillary stuff stopped.

    Yes... someone will come along and say next...
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