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Thanks for the reply. I did call the AC service guy but the unit didn't make the noise when he started it and when I showed him the video, he said that sometimes the compressor heats up and makes...

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This AC is about a year old. Earlier, it used to make this grating sound every time the AC started, about a minute after switching it on, and also sometimes, after a few...

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with,...

Here's another:

Abner’s wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have...

@ threex5xy. Seems like I'll have to do the same. So here goes:

Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”

Awesome. Here's another, though not so good:

Me: What's the wifi password?

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I'll have a coke.

Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?

Their being neutral in wars?

I thought that was a line from the film The Matrix.