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Originally Posted by amd

I was bored - that's my excuse for resurrecting a seven year old thread.

Oh man, at first I was thinking wow Dice is still eff'ed up... then I saw the date and thought wow Dice was real eff'ed up back then ... either way Dice is/was eff'ed up ...


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I was bored - that's my excuse for resurrecting a seven year old thread.

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I improved on his invention.

Now it's central and it even works with natural draft furnaces.

Dice O Death furnace Company “we’ve never had complaint”.

See our latest model the asphyxiation, now in pastels.

Re: Passing along a few orders...

Originally posted by spyman

Jeffry Dahmer was wondering if you had and option for installing it in a walk in freezer... not sure what that means.

I hate to tell you this, but Dahmer's dead. He was makin eyes at a fellow inmate and the guy decided to off him first.

Do you know why he had a refrigerator full of human noses?

Cause he wanted to be Dahmer nose delivery.

Passing along a few orders...

Dice - I hope you don't mind but I took the liberty to make some phone calls and I got a few orders for you...

OJ Simpson said he would take two... but the price will have to be slashed.

Ted Kaczynski was wondering if they are available through mail order?

Jeffry Dahmer was wondering if you had and option for installing it in a walk in freezer... not sure what that means.

Thanks Dice.

After the inital onslaught of customer demand dies off, literally, I have Ron Popiel lined up for an infomercial deal.

Originally posted by ricm
Hey Dice... how the heck will you get referrals?

From the greedy kids that get the inheritance.

Hey Dice... how the heck will you get referrals?

I don't want to seem to be bragging, but it does have many health benefits.

Dice, you're bungling the marketing. Its a 100% efficient furnace AND HUMIDIFIER!!! (flue water vapor.) Don't forget the addons. What about a UV light to get rid of that rotting odor?

I'll take a 15% cut for my genius, thankyou very much.

Repeat customers, are not an option I suppose?

There are many accessories, I will send you a cataloge.

Originally posted by midhvac
Does it come with one of those sleep number controls?

Yep. It's called a "thermostat".

Does it come with one of those sleep number controls?

There is a 10% surcharge on rush orders.
Send your truck out, they will be ready.

um, I'm going to need about a dozen more. The linch mob is getting out of control.

Hurry!

I have the transportation issue all taken care of!

Earth to espock, earth to espock.......your last trasmission was garbled, please clarify as to your postion, let us know if you need assitance.

Too bad, the old hack is too lazy to cook dinner. He has plenty of potato-chip for dinner and just stuff the pipe with those empty foil bags.