Driving to the Convention??????

[spotts]

Theres alot of rednecks in North Carolina. Watch who you get directions from if you get lost.......

[jpb2]

I gotta get through Kentucky and Tennessee befor I arive. Talk about shallow gene pools

[selfemployed]

Thats good Jack. You fly everywhere so you should be safe.

[southern girl]

Naaa

If you got directions from a real redneck you would get

You see that tree over there, take a left then turn right by the white fence, go over the hill till you see a pond to the right, then look left, there it is.

[Green Mountain]

You all heard the New England way of giving directions--- Yaaah can't get thar from here!

Or in Jeff's case, "You're out of here Pal."

[key]

You all heard the New England way of giving directions--- Yaaah can't get thar from here!

Or in Jeff's case, "You're out of here Pal."

CANADIAN WAY:

Where's the BEER?

[BigJon3475]

Naaa

If you got directions from a real redneck you would get

You see that tree over there, take a left then turn right by the white fence, go over the hill till you see a pond to the right, then look left, there it is.

Not official directions till they include "if you go over the train tracks you have gone to far"

[jpb2]

You all heard the New England way of giving directions--- Yaaah can't get thar from here!

Or in Jeff's case, "You're out of here Pal."

Jeff saves paperwork and maps including smoking pigs so he can terrorize an area later.

[glennac]

You get better directions if you are driving an old pick up truck.

[muskie770]

You get better directions if you are driving an old pick up truck.

That's good news! I'm driving this one down there.

[selfemployed]

That's good news! I'm driving this one down there.

You better put a gun rack in there or they will know your not from around here. Little red mud on it would help too.

[muskie770]

I though I would get a Rebel Flag plate for the front, would that work?

I got some stuff to black out a front tooth for Miss Lynda, and gonna dress her in flannel with pig tails in her hair and a pair of cut off denim short pants. Got me some Bocephus to blast on the radio too.

YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!

[Green Mountain]

I though I would get a Rebel Flag plate for the front, would that work?

I got some stuff to black out a front tooth for Miss Lynda, and gonna dress her in flannel with pig tails in her hair and a pair of cut off denim short pants. Got me some Bocephus to blast on the radio too.

YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!

Just as long as they don't burn a cross outside your room we will be all set. I assume we are all invited to Muskie's room. Hey it's a tradition now.

PS: Tell Ms. Linda that I can't wait to see the demum shorts.

[muskie770]

Or we may go for this look.......

[spotts]

Better get the "Mud Flap Girl" on there somewhere too.

[glennac]

Or we may go for this look.......

If Miss Linda looks that hot youa'll have the best seat covers down here.

[ckone180]

Where are all the rednecks in NC? There are none left, only Yankee transplants here, move along, nothing more to see.....

[BigJon3475]

Where are all the rednecks in NC? There are none left, only Yankee transplants here, move along, nothing more to see.....

Where I'm at is nothing but folks from the North......Uptown

[ckone180]

Where I'm at is nothing but folks from the North......Uptown

We should invite everyone to try out our new trains, they are shiny

[spotts]

We should invite everyone to try out our new trains, they are shiny

OH BOY!