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  1. 01-05-2012, 08:07 AM #1
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    How come...

    when there is no food in the house, nobody seems to care except for me?

    Im not the only one around here that likes to eat you know.
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    It's a nefarious and subversive plot to control you through hunger, soften your political idealologies and eventually replace you with a newer, less cantankerous model.

    Those "other" people at the house are happily eating, they're just not letting you in on the action......
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    In my case there can be no food in the house but NO ONE will go get it and wait for me to get home or just plain wait untill I get to the grocery store. sux!
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    There is now food in the house! Gunna cook a big ol chicken for dinner and use its bones to make soup.

    One time I threw a turkey carcass in the garbage. My terrier got in the trash that night and ate the whole thing bones and all.....he was pukin and crappin around the house for 3 days.

    Wont do that again!
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    other day the wife bought home Sugar FREE hersheys choc syrup.

    Talk about nasty.

    I almost packed her bags.

    True story
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snapperhead View Post
    other day the wife bought home Sugar FREE hersheys choc syrup.

    Talk about nasty.

    I almost packed her bags.

    True story
    Almost??? If I were there I woulda packed ur bags cause u didnt pack hers! LMAO
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    there is plenty of *food* in our refrigerator. Unfortunately most of it is now Weapons grade biological experiments.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmac00 View Post
    there is plenty of *food* in our refrigerator. Unfortunately most of it is now Weapons grade biological experiments.
    Ha!...growing your own penicillin are ya?
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    Quote Originally Posted by coolwhip View Post
    Ha!...growing your own penicillin are ya?
    ya, Im sure, whatever it is, could either cure cancer or destroy entire countries
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