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    A cowboy walks into a bar and notices the bar seems to be a gay bar.

    "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When the
    gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?"

    The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."

    The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell
    me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the
    slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS,
    because 'It really Satisfies.'

    "The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give
    him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer,
    "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile,

    The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" the man proudly replies, " 'Cause
    it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!' "

    A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who
    happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call
    The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because
    "'Quality is Job One" "Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"

    The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!' "
    And gives a wink!

    Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes
    up with a name for his manhood.

    Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my willy
    is SECRET. Now give me a beer.

    The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled
    look asks, "Why Secret?"

    The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!!!!!

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    seen that one earlier

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    Yup I posted this one a while back and it's still funny when ya read it!!

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