A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a beautiful
girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, “What are you
“I’m going to commit suicide,” she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to miss an
opportunity, so he asked…. “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me
So she does… It was a long, deep lingering kiss.
After she’s finished, the biker says, “Wow! That was the best kiss I
have ever had. That’s a real talent you are wasting. You could be
famous. Why are you committing suicide?”
“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.”
Do not attempt vast projects with
half vast experience and ideas.