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  1. 12-26-2011, 10:15 PM #1
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    Kiss Goodbye

    Kiss goodbye





    A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a beautiful
    girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped.

    The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, “What are you
    doing?”

    “I’m going to commit suicide,” she says.

    While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to miss an
    opportunity, so he asked…. “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me
    a kiss?”

    So she does… It was a long, deep lingering kiss.

    After she’s finished, the biker says, “Wow! That was the best kiss I
    have ever had. That’s a real talent you are wasting. You could be
    famous. Why are you committing suicide?”

    “My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.”
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  2. 12-27-2011, 12:15 AM #2
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    hahahaha..... Funny
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  3. 01-01-2012, 03:11 PM #3
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    And then..............she was pushed off the bridge.
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  4. 01-04-2012, 10:17 AM #4
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    And then....

    And then the biker bends him over and says "Boy, this just ain't you day is it" -GEO
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  5. 01-04-2012, 11:01 AM #5
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    Gee...didn't see how that joke would end.
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  6. 01-18-2012, 03:14 PM #6
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    lol
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  7. 02-21-2012, 09:41 AM #7
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    and he commited suicide with the help from his friends
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