A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a beautiful
girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, “What are you
“I’m going to commit suicide,” she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to miss an
opportunity, so he asked…. “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me
So she does… It was a long, deep lingering kiss.
After she’s finished, the biker says, “Wow! That was the best kiss I
have ever had. That’s a real talent you are wasting. You could be
famous. Why are you committing suicide?”
“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.”
Do not attempt vast projects with
half vast experience and ideas.
Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work." H.L. Hunt
"In order that people may be happy in their work, these three things are needed: They must be fit for it. They must not do too much of it. And they must have a sense of success in it." John uskin
And then..............she was pushed off the bridge.
Politicians need to be changed like diapers, and for the same reason.
(read it somewhere)
And then the biker bends him over and says "Boy, this just ain't you day is it" -GEO
Once in a while everything falls into place and I am able to move forward, most of the time it just falls all over the place and I can't go anywhere-GEO
Gee...didn't see how that joke would end.
“Now the freaks are on television, the freaks are in the movies. And it’s no longer the sideshow, it’s the whole show. The colorful circus and the clowns and the elephants, for all intents and purposes, are gone, and we’re dealing only with the freaks.” - Jonathan Winters
and he commited suicide with the help from his friends