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    Today's Word

    Today's word is "fluctuations."

    I was at my bank today. There was a short line, just one Asian lady in front of me trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says angrily, "Fluc you white people, too."
    Vacuum Technology:
    CRUD = Contamination Resulting in Undesirable Deposits.
    CRAPP = Contamination Resulting in Additional Partial Pressure.

    Change your vacuum pump oil now.

    Test. Testing, 1,2,3.

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    Pretty good.

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    Ha ha, that is pretty good.
    Politicians need to changed like diapers, and for the same reason.
    (read it somewhere)

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    funny tom

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