sex in the dark

[key]

>> > >There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
>> > >
>> > >Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting
>> > >off
> the
>> > >light.
>> > >
>> > >Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
>> > >
>> > >She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
>> > >
>> > >So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
>> romantic
>> > >session, she turned on the lights.
>> > >
>> > >She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a
>> > >battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator!
>> > >
>> > >Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
>> > >
>> > >She went completely ballistic.
>> > >
>> > >"You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be
>> > >lying to
>> me
>> > >all of these years?
>> > >
>> > >You better explain yourself!"
>> > >
>> > >The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
>> > >
>> > >"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."

[coolwhip]

[alpha480v]

Good one!

[ikey]

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Nice one, by the way.