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    >> > >There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
    >> > >
    >> > >Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting
    >> > >off
    > the
    >> > >light.
    >> > >
    >> > >Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
    >> > >
    >> > >She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
    >> > >
    >> > >So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
    >> romantic
    >> > >session, she turned on the lights.
    >> > >
    >> > >She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a
    >> > >battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator!
    >> > >
    >> > >Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
    >> > >
    >> > >She went completely ballistic.
    >> > >
    >> > >"You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be
    >> > >lying to
    >> me
    >> > >all of these years?
    >> > >
    >> > >You better explain yourself!"
    >> > >
    >> > >The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
    >> > >
    >> > >"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."

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    Good one!

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    Hey Key and all others that copy and paste. Go to download.com and download txtclean, it will clean up these forwarded emails, take out all of the <<>> and make it more readable.

    Nice one, by the way.

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