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Thread: My Lucy
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02-26-2006, 06:17 PM #1
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The wife fixed a sandwhich for me earlier. As I was eating it and reading here, I was tasteing something weird. I looked at the bread. It had green stuff on it. Im done for the night.
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02-26-2006, 06:20 PM #2
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its good for you roy
she is just trying to keep you healthy
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02-26-2006, 06:49 PM #3
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If you make anymore Lucy threads you will never find them like the other day
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02-26-2006, 07:03 PM #4
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Well Jesus Roy
She married you..... how brite can she be....
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02-26-2006, 07:04 PM #5
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What kind of life insurance you got Roy?
"If anybody can draw on the power, where do we put the meter?" - JP Morgan before pulling Tesla funding
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02-26-2006, 07:07 PM #6
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a couple of weeks ago........
my wife was asleep,not feeling well,so,my nine year old daughter,Madison,who knows everything blah,blah, blah.....decided that she would heat some soup up for me in the microwave.....well,it sounded good to me,and in a short time,here comes Madison,with a bowl of soup....started eating it,and dug into the bottom of the bowl to find that she had filled it with dry dog food......in all honesty,it did not taste half bad,but she was getting back at me for not letting her have a friend over...lol.....she is for sure my "Lucy",but today i got her back,i put some of my lizard food in her taco's.......she is pissed at me,and i just about pissed on myself when she figured out what i had done...lol
[Edited by too tall terry on 02-26-2006 at 07:12 PM]
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02-26-2006, 07:15 PM #7
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Oroy, that green stuff is called lettuce.
We've been doing so much,for so long,with so little, that now we can do almost anything, with nothing at all.
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02-26-2006, 07:15 PM #8
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Re: Well Jesus Roy
Originally posted by comfort dog
She married you..... how brite can she be....
god makes them pretty so we will like them
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god makes them dumb so they will like us
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02-26-2006, 07:39 PM #9
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too tall terry, I'd have your daughter evaluated for mental problems. That act shows the mind of a disturbed person and your reaction is just as bad. Maybe next time she'll poison you. Wouldn't that be funny. Maybe she did something to make your wife sick in the first place. Get her some help now.
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02-26-2006, 08:33 PM #10
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to say i am disturbed may very well be true,but all is good here,appreciate your concern......my little joke was just that sir...a joke...i really did not put anything in her taco....just led her to believe i did.......as far as the dog food in the soup,she got it from a program on the Disney Channel...i will just have to keep a better eye on what see watches on tv
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02-26-2006, 09:07 PM #11
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That is pretty clever for a nine year old. Funny stuff.Is your rabies vaccine current?
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02-26-2006, 09:20 PM #12
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She must love her dog
So she must love her Dad and give him the same!!
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02-27-2006, 04:37 PM #13
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Little girls and their Moms
You cant't help but love them. I loved my sister so much that I dropped her toothbrush in the potty. I told her about in 10 years later. She didn't smile.
Roy
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