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  1. 02-26-2006, 12:46 AM #21
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    Originally posted by madeinusa
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    Maybe some of us don't have to go out to get nooky.



    Coming honey.....wow; four times tonight
    Blowing smoke and blowing a L#*d are two different things you should learn to differentiate between.

    Sounds like you know a lot about blowing there maiden
    I didn’t mean for it to get you all excited over me big boy.
    Made, PLEASE go back into the closet....thank you...
    In honor of Murray Woodgate (aka Carnak) 1961 - 2010
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  3. 02-26-2006, 12:50 AM #22
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    Damn yapping dogs biting at my pants legs again I see.
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  4. 02-26-2006, 12:55 AM #23
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    Originally posted by madeinusa
    Damn yapping dogs biting at my pants legs again I see.
    Is that the best you got handmaiden ???....


    [Edited by pabull on 02-26-2006 at 12:59 AM]
    In honor of Murray Woodgate (aka Carnak) 1961 - 2010
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  5. 02-26-2006, 01:12 AM #24
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    It will have to be sufficient for your hunger tonight.
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  6. 02-26-2006, 06:31 AM #25
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    Originally posted by coolwhip
    You guys need some nooky.
    Please Send your non tax deductable donation to the "get doglips laid foundation" .....because no one wants a newbe tech with furry palms.
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  7. 02-26-2006, 08:11 AM #26
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    Talking here's the sad part for me.............

    get it whenever i want,how i want,and as often as i want,but what the hell is wrong with a good nights sleep??????lol...lol!!!!!!!!!
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  8. 02-26-2006, 08:13 AM #27
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    Serious nooky always causes serious problems.

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  9. 02-26-2006, 08:28 AM #28
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    JAMES was at an ALL GIRLS birthday party.

    hhmmmm.....


    No guys there huh?


    hhhmmmm......


    And you say everyone was opening "dildo gifts"?


    hhhmmmmm....



    Edited to add one of these things.




    [Edited by x-wrenchturner on 02-26-2006 at 08:30 AM]
    IlovemyjobIlovemyjobIlovemyjob....say it with me now!
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  10. 02-26-2006, 08:42 AM #29
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    The record clearly shows on page one that "Birdman" used the words "all girls" It wasn't all girls but there were enough. Sounded like a hen house with a bunch of horny hens laying eggs.

    I drove a few of them last night late down the street to a karaoke bar and it was raining too hard to get out so I drove the drunk wenches around a little while and they sang and slapped me side the head with their bras. It was torture.
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  11. 02-26-2006, 09:18 AM #30
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    Originally posted by James 3528
    I just went to an all girls birthday party. There were no men at all, none. We were getting all nasty opening dildo gifts and putting on slut wear over the slut wear we already had on.

    I kind of liked it.

    You sick bastard!
    IlovemyjobIlovemyjobIlovemyjob....say it with me now!
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  12. 02-26-2006, 09:29 AM #31
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    Nice editing. I usually kill people for that.
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    Women like hanging with james, they feel very safe.
    A Diamond is just a piece of coal, that made good under pressure!
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    I took 3Ts wisdom and got a good night sleep last night.
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  15. 02-26-2006, 10:17 AM #34
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    Looks like I have a ambiguously gay H talk troll.
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    Don't flatter yourself. I am sometimes amused at your ability to dish it, but not take it. You did well.
    A Diamond is just a piece of coal, that made good under pressure!
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  17. 02-26-2006, 10:32 AM #36
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    I am sure simple things amuse you. Haven't seen you dish anything out yet. Just run "out" of the ARP section from not "taking it"
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    Originally posted by James 3528
    they sang and slapped me side the head with their bras. It was torture.

    Why didn't you hit them back with yours?















    Or did you?
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  20. 02-26-2006, 10:39 AM #39
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    You guys don't see the real genius in James? He is the master of lending the girls the "sympathetic ear", like an excellent marketer he listens, sympathizes, indulges and befriends the women. He is sewing seeds in the pussy, when his crop matures; he reaps his rewards with his sickle. If James worked in an office enviornment, he would be the guy going from girl to girl giving shoulder massages.
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  21. 02-26-2006, 10:43 AM #40
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    well I am married (I think that means dead) I have not had a life in well over a decade

    so not only am I on here every friday and saturday night but every night

    and I also agree with a good nights sleep (on the few nights I can actually go to sleep)
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