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    There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

    An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded Doctor's Waiting Room. As he approached the desk, the Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?"

    "There's something wrong with my d*ck," he replied. The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded Doctor's Room and say things like that."

    "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

    The Receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the Doctor
    in private."

    The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."
    The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

    The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

    "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

    The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
    advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"





    "I can't piss out of it," the man replied.

    The Waiting Room erupted in laughter.

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    I like it! ;o)
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    I confused the receptionist at my doctors office when I had some pretty severe problems with memory a few years back. When she asked me what the problem was I replied; "I can't remember". This of course started a comedic episode of; "you can;t remember what is wrong with you?" followed by; "no; I'm here because I can't remember." To which was replied; "You want to see the doctor for a problem that you can't remember what it is?.....from then on I couldn't stop laughing and interjecting things like; "no; what's on second"
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