A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing New Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash Without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
>After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been
>developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."
>1. Drive up to the cash machine.
>2. Put down your car window.
>3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
>4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
>5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
>6. Put window up.
>7. Drive off.
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>1. Drive up to cash machine.
>2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the
>3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
>4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate
>5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
>6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
>7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive
>distance from the car.
>8. Insert card.
>9. Re-insert card the right way.
>10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the
>inside back page.
>11. Enter PIN.
>12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
>13. Enter amount of cash required.
>14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
>15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
>16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
>17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of
>18. Re-check makeup.
>19. Drive forward 2 feet.
>20. Reverse back to cash machine.
>21. Retrieve card.
>22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the
>slot provided.
>23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
>24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
>25. Redial person on cell phone.
>26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
>27. Release Parking Brake.