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    Talking

    Last night on the way home I was diving a road on the Island I have driven many times. At one point there is not much shoulder to the road and then a deep ditch that most of the time contains rain or tidal water. After going around a corner I asked my passenger what the heck was that over in the ditch. We saw a set of tail lights. I slowed down and as I came closer I saw a Land Rover in the ditch just as if it was a amphibious vehicle driving down the ditch but had stopped. Water up to the doors about half way. The interior light was on and as I got up next to it I lowered the window and was blinded by the sparkle of jewelry from the blond in the drivers seat. I asked her if she was alright and thought she had hurt her head.

    Then I noticed that she was putting on lipstick and her other hand was holding a cell phone to her ear. Blue lights were rounding the corner I had just came around so I told her to take care and drove off.

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    She probably thought if she looked good for the cop maybe she wouldn't get a ticket for being a dumb blonde

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    And you didn't get her number?
    AS LONG AS MY PEOPLE ARE EATING GOOD, I DON'T CARE ABOUT NOTHING ELSE.

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    was she hot?
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    Originally posted by The Penguin
    was she hot?
    Well yes, but as I said, "we saw a set of tail lights"

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    DOH missed that - oh well James too bad - next time
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    Their a dime a dozen around here. They are usually resposible for the tire marks on the side of the bridges.

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    She thought it was the car wash.

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    Here is where Blondy was with the Rover.

    The mud on the shoulder is where they pulled it out



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