Last night on the way home I was diving a road on the Island I have driven many times. At one point there is not much shoulder to the road and then a deep ditch that most of the time contains rain or tidal water. After going around a corner I asked my passenger what the heck was that over in the ditch. We saw a set of tail lights. I slowed down and as I came closer I saw a Land Rover in the ditch just as if it was a amphibious vehicle driving down the ditch but had stopped. Water up to the doors about half way. The interior light was on and as I got up next to it I lowered the window and was blinded by the sparkle of jewelry from the blond in the drivers seat. I asked her if she was alright and thought she had hurt her head.
Then I noticed that she was putting on lipstick and her other hand was holding a cell phone to her ear. Blue lights were rounding the corner I had just came around so I told her to take care and drove off.