Out on the golf course with his wife, the
husband says, "Twenty years ago I had a brief
affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive
His wife was hurt but said, "Dearest, those
days are long gone.
What we have now is far more valuable. I
forgive you." They embraced and kissed.
On the seventeenth tee, the husband was
starting his back swing when the wife blurted out,
"I'm sorry darling, I've been so conscience-stricken
since you told me, but since we're being honest with
each other, I have something to tell you also.
Fifty-two years ago I had a sex change
operation, I was a man before I met you. I hope you
can forgive me."
The husband, froze at the top of his back
swing, then threw a fit! He slammed the driver into
the ground, kicked the ball into the woods, stormed
off the tee, pushed the golf cart over on its side,
broke the rest of his clubs one by one, then started
on hers. He screamed and ranted, "You liar! You
cheat! You despicable deceiver! How could you? I
trusted you with all my heart and soul... and all
you've been playing off the ladies tees?"