$7 Hunting Stamp Allows Shooter One Lawyer Per Season

[doglips]

$7 Hunting Stamp Allows Shooter One Lawyer Per Season

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New lawyer armor
THE NATION — Thousands of hunters flocked to state fish and game offices across the country demanding that they be allowed to buy the $7 hunting stamp that allows a shooter to bag one lawyer per season.

Demand for the stamp has been overwhelming, report state fish and game officials. In state capitals across the country, with the new sport of lawyer hunting gathering unprecedented momentum, officials were studying raising the fee from $7 to $70 as a revenue raising measure.

Angry sportsmen responded to the threat to raise the price of the stamp as a clear infringement of their Second Amendment right to bear arms. But sportsmen were heartened when new Supreme Court Justice, Samuel Alito, approved an injunction preventing state agencies from raising the fee pending a constitutional challenge based on the “pursuit of happiness,” which has been linked to the Second Amendment in a novel way, sure to be studied by law schools for decades to come.

Lawyers for the American Civil Liberties Union are trying on new body armor.

Paul A. Myers

[cehs]

What do you call 50 skydiving lawyers?





















Skeet!

[bootlen]

What do you call a sunk cruise ship loaded with attorneys?



















A start.

[Paul Pippin]

Why when that ships sink will the sharks not eat the lawyers?

























Professional courtsey

[jodimart]

Saw a bunch at a car wreck and started shooting. Cop made me stop.

























Can't use a baited field.

[coolerfixer]

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in wet concrete?
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--Not enough concrete.

[roadgear16]

What's the difference between a dead lawyer on the side of the road and a dead skunk on the side of the road?



















There's usually skid marks in front of the skunk!

[TLTrex]

The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity."






The lawyer thought for a moment. "What's the catch?" he asked.

[TLTrex]

Did you hear about the lawyer hurt in an accident?










An ambulance stopped suddenly.