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    Apr 2005
    Kingston Ontario Canada
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    The Night Light

    An 80 year old man goes for a physical . All of his tests come back
    with normal results.

    The doctor says, "George, everything looks great . How are you doing
    mentally and emotionally?

    Are you at peace with God?"

    George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight,
    so He's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to
    the bathroom, poof! The light goes on.

    When I'm done, poof! The light goes off."
    "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.

    A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel,"
    he says, "George is doing fine!

    But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.
    Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof! the light goes
    on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off?"

    "Oh sweet Jesus" exclaims Ethel. "He's pissin' in the refrigerator again!"

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    Nov 2004
    South Carolina
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    that's funny right there,, i tell ya
    It is what it is unless I say differently !!!!

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    Haha. That would suck for everyone that uses that fridge.

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