Geer: Hello miss, I'm told you have a problem with your air conditioner.
Customer: Why yes I do, can you fix it?
Geer: How do you know it's broken? Do you have any proof?
Customer: Well, it is 93 degrees in here.
Geer: That's not very specific, maybe you turned it off or messed with the thermostat.
Customer: Couldn't you just check it out?
Geer: Look lady, I'm not going up on the hot roof until you prove to me the AC is actually broken. Now get your lazy fanny up there and check it yourself.
Customer: But I'm paying you by the hour to do that?!?
Geer: Now you're just complaining, I'm going to sit right here in this recliner and drink your beer until you prove to me it's actually broken.
Customer: I had the neighbor help me look at it and it is leaking some kind of fluid.
Geer: That fat republican doesn't know anything, it's probably just condensate. Now get your but up there and bring me proof.
Customer: Look, I've been nice so far but I've had enough....Get OUT!
Geer: I see your protest but I still don't see proof.
Bring me proof, bring me proof, bring me proof.