BoZo for the day

[Dad]

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Ray Rusnak for sending in today's report.

From Fort Bragg, California comes the story of bozo Enrique Valdez who was staying at the local Best Western Inn. When he discovered there was no one in the hotel office, he helped himself to $200 in cash, a computer hard drive and a satellite television device. And for some reason, he couldn't stop there. He just had to leave the manager a nasty note, berating him for not being in the office, and signing it with his name and room number.

Investigating officers found him, and the loot, in his hotel room. He's under arrest.

[coolwhip]

What a dimwit.

[hvac hero]

I've heard crooks are stupid, but thats just too much.

[chillbilly]

hMMMM. The only Valdez I can think of comes from the mountains of Columbia, I think his name is Juan Valdez.
Maybe Enrique grew up on the coca mountain

[Edited by chillbilly on 01-31-2006 at 04:10 PM]

[smokin68]

Another one for the Darwin awards.

[otto]

He's also wanted. Guess not any more.....http://www.mugshots.com/Most-Wanted/...QUE+VALDEZ.htm

[Roscoe]

We could use a new section like this for Idiots of the day
we need some levity, since fat eddy is gone

[The Penguin]

At least Fat eddie is entertaining even if hes a ledgend in his own mind yuor problem is that you let him get under his skin

[doglips]

some peopel just need to be locked up for their own safty...too stupid to be out walking around.

[Roscoe]

Originally posted by The Penguin
At least Fat eddie is entertaining even if hes a ledgend in his own mind yuor problem is that you let him get under his skin

he don't get under my skin,



you guy's are buds huh,
so who's on top,

my guess is the FAT man is





you're a fag

[BaldLoonie]

We had our own bozos last weekend.

2 maroons go through the drive thru at Mickey D's with a joint going. They call the cops who catch the boys a few blocks later, joint still going in plain sight. Any more drugs they are asked? Nope, just this little old joint we are sharing. Cops search them, driver has a bag on him that he must have forgot. Passenger has pot and coke on him. When asked about that, he says he doesn't use coke, just brought it back from Ft. Wayne to SELL!!!!

[hillbilly in tenn]

there was a dumba$$ that broke into a truck and stole a box of tapes {before cd's came along}at a truck stop in nashville on night.went to a bar next door. the first guy he tried to sale a tape too........ you guessed it the owner of the truck. when cops arrived the truck driver had the guy out in the parking lot beating the crap out of him. the guy arrested, the trucker released and cheered by the crowd watching.

[The Penguin]

Thanks PJ why yes we are buds but we take turns being on the top as I recall Its my turn this week