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    Wink Wifey Jokes

    Wife: "What are you doing?"
    Husband : Nothing.
    Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage
    certificate for an hour."
    Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date."



    I was out for a drink with the wife last night and I said, "I love you".
    She asked me, "Is that you or the beer talking"
    I said, "It's me........I'm talking to the beer"!


    Five Important Qualities

    1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
    2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
    3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
    4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
    5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

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    good one.
    Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work." H.L. Hunt

    "In order that people may be happy in their work, these three things are needed: They must be fit for it. They must not do too much of it. And they must have a sense of success in it." John uskin

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