Limburger cheese on the exhaust manifold, they will bail out & puke
Linseed oil mixed into latex paint, will never dry & makes for one nice insect trap
ram potatoe up tailpipe with broom handle. they will b creeping when it finnaly blows out they will take off
kids blow up punching ball duct taped to tail pipe, big big BOOM
i once cut into a ditchbank with a box scraper & unearhted a load of COPPERHEAD SnAkEs , i ran over them. there was a bobcat on the job & the contractor had gone to lunch, i hung several of them over the lap bar. he came back, jumped in & pulled the bar down, it was priceless, he allmost killed himself trying to get out fast, priceless
rephrase of famous charleton heston line to "git your filthy paws of my work you filthy stinkin plumber"
get a commercial call with busted copper pipe & water flooding the joint, cut it clean with tubing cutter & propress a valve on in less than a minute with water flowing through new valve & then look at there face when you hand them the BIG bill, Priceless !
there plumber was out on a drunk & would have closed the place down to repair,& play for hours trying to sweat it. priceless !
& no not all plumbers are bad but to those who are we enjoy cracking on you !
[Edited by captainrat on 09-11-2006 at 08:35 PM]