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    Game Of Golf

    Four old friends were playing their weekly game of golf. One remarked
    how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed
    and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his pals
    and play a round.
    His friends all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a
    priority; figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning."

    Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the
    golf course.

    The first player says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my
    wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."

    The second guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning
    the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."

    The third man says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car,
    reading the manual."

    They all turned to the last one of the group who is staring at them
    like they have lost their minds.

    "I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I
    slapped my wife on the arse and said, Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's
    a great morning for sex or golf,” and all she said was, “You'll need to take
    a sweater!”

    See how smart you are when you get older.

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    It's
    a great morning for sex or golf,” and all she said was, “You'll need to take
    a sweater!”
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    I heard it this way.

    Golf course, or intercourse,” and all she said was, “You'll need to take
    a sweater!”
    Those who dance, appear insane to those who do not hear the music.
    Those who believe, appear ignorant to those who do not know God.

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