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    Apr 2005
    Kingston Ontario Canada
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    Pastor's Wife

    The pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and
    asked for a raise. After much discussion, the congregation passed a rule that whenever the
    pastor's family expanded; so would his paycheck....After 6 children, this
    started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting
    to discuss the pastor's expanding salary....A great deal of yelling and inner
    bickering ensued, as to how much the pastor's additional children were costing
    the church, and how much more it could potentially cost....After listening to
    them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his chair and spoke, "Children are
    a gift from God, and we will take as many gifts as He gives us."...Silence fell
    over the congregation. In the back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand,
    and finally said in her frail voice, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we
    get too much of it, we wear rubbers."
    The entire congregation said, "Amen

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    Haha. Good one.

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    (The wise men of modern thought) adore a god made of putty or of wax - plastic, effeminate, molluscous, with no masculine faculty about him, and no quality that entitles him to the respect of just and honest men, for a being who cannot be angry at wrongdoing is destitute of one of the essential virtues, and a moral Ruler who is not angry with the wicked, and who refuses to punish crime, is not divine. ---Spurgeon

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    Haha! That was nice!

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