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    Apr 2005
    Kingston Ontario Canada
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    Longest Nerve In The Body

    Always learning new stuff!

    Longest Nerve In The Body

    Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the
    eyeball to the anus?

    It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a
    ****ty outlook on life.

    If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't
    bring a tear to your eyes.

    My public service is done for the day!

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    Did you hear about the kid that was born without eyelids?

    The doctor said he could make him some out of his foreskin after the circumcision.

    The mom protested, saying "But doctor, wouldn't that make him cockeyed?"

    "Yeah," said the doctor, "But think of the foresight he will have."

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