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    Apr 2005
    Kingston Ontario Canada
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    A Moment

    Last week, my girlfriend checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she
    was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see
    advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked
    through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself
    Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in
    the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy
    hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite
    certain she could bounce a silver dollar off his well oiled bum....

    She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.
    "Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you? . . Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!
    Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, "Hi,
    I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my motel room and
    give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone
    and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring
    implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag
    of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in
    chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I'm ready!! Now
    how does that sound?"
    He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an
    outside line."

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    Dec 2000
    phoenix, arizona
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    Your girl friend is 70? How old are you?
    Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work." H.L. Hunt

    "In order that people may be happy in their work, these three things are needed: They must be fit for it. They must not do too much of it. And they must have a sense of success in it." John uskin

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