My Next Life

[thorton]

I want to live my next life backwards! You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat. Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks. When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party. As you get even younger, you become a kid again. You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities. In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy. You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap. Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

[A/C guy's chick]

I have said that for long time but never put it to print..thanks for the wish again..

[blitz]

it's called the curious case of benjamin button.

[HVAC Salt Lake]

What about the last part when you have to be born backwards. That would be a pain. Would you become dumber as you grow younger too?

[under pressure]

What about the last part when you have to be born backwards. That would be a pain. Would you become dumber as you grow younger too?

One could only Hope...........................I know a couple Folks that are growing Dumber as They get older. Or so it seems..... ( I include myself in that group sometimes. I'm just waiting for that Happy Finish mentioned in the origional post...lol )