Once upon a time as technology and empires advanced, free thinking rebellious groups of people left thier oppressive homelands for a new world called America. In America they envisioned a land free from oppressive controlling stupid, arrogant rich people.
Freedom of religion was the word of the day. We don't care what the group over the hill believes because we really don't need to associate with them anymore than we choose to.
Time passed, wars came and went and beliefs became intermingled. The population grew and people moved around as they wanted. Pretty soon the only thing people believed anymore was in serving thier own selfish needs and desires. Money became the end all to be all. Nobody cared about anything.
They became an oppressive, controlling stupid arrogant rich nation.
America was set up for a purpose. It's purpose is to unite the world by destroying all religions and governents. The purpose of liberals is to subvert traditional worldwide values by using sex, drugs and money. The purpose of conservatives is to convince the rest of the world that we aren't all drug crazed millionaires intent on thier destruction.
Both sides serve the same purpose - kind of. Conservatives want a world that believes that santa claus is a good guy. Liberals want a world that believes that santa claus should be able to get high while boning a hooker.
The problem is that the conservatives are the ones smoking dope and screwing everyone, and now the liberals are pissed that the conservatives are muscling in on thier action.
[Edited by refrigeration mafia on 12-28-2005 at 05:46 PM]