I love Jalapeno Pepper

[James 3528]

"Butt" right now they hurt.

[too tall terry]

TMFI......which means too much friggin information,but thanks for sharing,be sure to wipe with wet ones,it eases the burning

[Roscoe]

Got the squirts huh, ????????

damn things burn going down..'en.. burn come' en out..... but ya can't stop eaten 'dem...........

.iiiiiiiiiiiiii.........eeeeeeeeeeeeee....momma

my eyes are burning....!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spotts]

in the freezer?

[oroy54]

No wipe, dab!

[bountyhunter]

James3528:

Install one of those butt squirting toilet seat bidets.

Run the water supply line from the valve through one of those cooling coils used in refrigerated water fountains before the water gets to the spray head in the seat.

Between the heat of the Jalapeno peppers coming out and the shock of the cold water hitting your a-s-s, it will cause massive trauma to your hemorroids and shut down the capillaries that cause the hemerroids to grow.

Put some rim sealer between the toilet seat and the toilet bowl as the first few hits the hemorroids take will cause massive blood splatter. After the first hits, have some skin lotion on hand to soften up the skin because it will pucker up from the cold water for a few days.

Do not show this post to any masocistic friends or you will never get to use the toilet again.

Good luck!

Bountyhunter

[otto]

Tucks are your friend. They been my friend before and I'm sure they will again. Have fun and eat a Jabanero.